| Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. |
Frank Zappa, |
Our Bizarre Relationship |
| What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit? |
Frank Zappa, |
A Few Moments With Brother A. Wes |
| Donnie and Marie can both take a bite. |
Frank Zappa, |
No Not Now |
| Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael. |
Frank Zappa, |
Why Don't You Like Me? |
| She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy. |
Frank Zappa, |
Honey Don't You Want To Be Like Me |
| They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans. |
Frank Zappa, |
We're Turning |
| Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger. |
Frank Zappa, |
Wild Love |
| Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music. |
Frank Zappa, |
Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer |
| Give me your love now, don't make me steal it. |
Frank Zappa, |
Tell Me You Love Me |
| You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got? |
Frank Zappa, |
You Are What You Is |
| All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed. |
Frank Zappa, |
Flakes |
| Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes. |
Frank Zappa, |
Introduction Joe's Garage |
| Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary. |
Frank Zappa, |
Packard Goose |
| Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal. |
Frank Zappa, |
Introduction Joe's Garage |
| Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too. |
Frank Zappa, |
Introduction Joe's Garage |
| Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care. |
Frank Zappa, |
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel |
| Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun. |
Frank Zappa, |
Drafted Again |
| The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray. |
Frank Zappa, |
Jesus Thinks Your A Jerk |
| Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. |
Frank Zappa, |
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow |
| Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. |
Frank Zappa, |
No No No |
| She use to knock me out until her face broke out. |
Frank Zappa, |
Big Leg Emma |
| You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. |
Frank Zappa, |
Go Cry On Someone Else's Shoulder |
| Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. |
Frank Zappa, |
Catholic Girls |
| Did he really choose Tammy to do his work? |
Frank Zappa, |
Jesus Thinks Your A Jerk |
| Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line. |
Frank Zappa, |
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing |